WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama stunned the Washington press corps today, as he ripped of his mask, unveiling his true self - a giant balien/b communist lizard. Obama then announced he had addicted all American children to heroin and create a super army of Obama-bots that ... If you're looking for a good bvacation/b, come to Oklahoma City, sit on any park bench (if you can find a park that hasn't been uprooted in the futile search for oil/natural gas), and throw a rock. ...
Kirby bEstate/b To Marvel, Movie Studios: We Want It Back ... In a distant galaxy, an balien/b named DAVE had to SPACE SURF across the universe to give a gem ball message and protect the Skynet computer from Terminator 4. The video I found looks totally unfinished, so don't judge it on that. Judge it on the fact that the main character from an balien/b world is named DAVE. I may actually go see this just out of sheer self-hating curiosity. We'll keep you updated as the festival ...
